Lichtjahre von daheim
Light years from home
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Mister caretaker, where can i get green electricity?
Click on greenelectricity.com!
Next you should click on "Flash version"
and they will send you a free CD-Rom!
On which beautiful women moan
And you get 4 cell phone ringtones.
And on the rubber dinghy of Green Peace
There's our girl of the day Beatrice.

Miss Baker, I'd like to have a baguette.
Click on baguette.net!
Every seventh customer wins a corvette
at 14 bonus points at Payback!
And with Miles&More?
Plus four inches!
And with bahn.comfort?
One step forward in the queue!

Come with me to the spaceport
while we sleep for one thousand years
we fly light years away
to the planet of Gemutlichkeit.

Hey daddy where can i bang a hoe?
Click on bang-a-hoe.org!
Go check out the hints for wellness and sport
for all the men and woman @ work.
Watch the stock market ticker,
for two decimal places, pay the membership fee!
When the casino popup pops up
it will place a cookie on your harddrive.

Lightyears from home ....

Come with me to the spaceport
while we sleep for one thousand years
we fly light years away
to the planet of Gemutlichkeit.

Gemutlichkeit ....