Penguin Party

The herd size of the partying penguins is adjustable, and also what they drink (from water to ethanol), how much alcohol they can take and their thirst is a matter of configuration. Depending on these settings they start dropping, burping and vomitting sooner or later. Sometimes a real bad thing happens. - Penguin Party was the main sales argument for TwiLight on fairs.

Just moving along
Alcohol is bad for penguins.
The sense of balance is lost.
This is the worst imaginable thing.